Monday, January 11

And the winner is,,,,,,,,,,,,KRIS ALLEN

Well here it is to all 3 of you people who actually follow this blog.... do I have more followers than that???,, well I hope so. So let's discuss, if memory allows it. Has it really been 8 months? ,, man time is flying, but I'm glad I got to look at all of these pictures again because it is just getting me more and more excited about tomorrow night's premier.,,,, seriously,, can you stand it??

Well it all came down to these 2 dudes. Thousands and thousands of hopefuls and it winds down to a Glam rocker and guitar totin' mellow guy. We all know how it ends up and you should have seen the shock on my face.
I was sooooo mad. And to think cutesy little smug Ryan Secrest knew the entire night,,, what a putz. It was the shocker of the century..Now the reason Kris won I blame solely on this yellow piece of state on this map. Yep,, you heard me right. It was all stupid Arkansas's fault. It was said that 33% of Kris's votes came from Arkansas alone and I blame this on the fact that there is absolutely nothing to do in Arkansas.
Well onto the show. The artists who perform at the finale each year say that this show is even better than the Grammy's and man I believe 'em. The Black Eyed Peas performed the sensational Boom boom pow which was the mega hit of the year...
Then our cute little Allison Iraheta sang "Time after time" with a mummy.... er,, I mean Cindy Lauper. (What in the hell is she wearing?)
The classic moments of each finale show is to bring back the fools who made a scene during auditions, drama, what have you. So of course we had to have Norman Gentle come back.... so,, has anyone heard anything from him over the last 8 months?? I didn't think so.
Who could forget Tatiana? I mean really, the hyper ventilating was a little much, the over the top dramatic crap when she was begging for a place on the show??,, a little too much, and that dress??
We had Kris Allen rockin' with the Aussie,,, I didn't know Kris was country? oh that's right,, he's not.
Best cheesy moment ever,, Lionel Ritchie and Danny Gokey... Did they sing "Dancin' on the Ceilin?" man I can't remember, but that would have been the frosting on the cupcake.... something about Lionel,,,just ain't right..
Santana came out to play his 1999 hit... with the rest of the top 13. we got to see some contestants who were kicked off like 3 months prior,,, do we even remember the puerto Rican guys name,,,I still think the cute little blonde thing Alexis Grace was robbed, she was gone too soon.
We got us some Anoop ya'll along with Mr. MRAZ... fun performance.
Who can forget Adam and Kris singing along with Queen,,, somehow or other it just didn't fit Kris,,, like,,, - at ALL. Oh Paula,,, How I'll miss you,,, and look at Simon's block head,,, really it is..
Lil Rounds definitely looks LIL next to the Queen. That was an interesting outfit for sure.
This Adam Lambert KISS number was one in a million. Adam's boots, shoulder cage contraption thingy's, and the fireworks, the vocals, and the makeup... it was really so over the top and I LOVED IT!
Then we had the sweetsy little Megan Joy and ,, is that,, - Steve Martin?? Isn't he just a little too , I don't know,, above American Idol?? He is very talented on the old banjo, I see him on David Letterman every once in awhile... this was a cute little song along with the oil rig guy singing too.
And then we had the Last Number with all the cool kids of the Season. This was a really good season and to think it was Paula's last.....

3 comments:

LindaO said...

LOL I love that it took 6+ months to post your recap! :) I can't wait for the new season!

Kimberly Porter said...

ha ha. I love you Janelley. Can't wait for this season to begin...tonight!! yeah. Has it really been a whole year?

Kris Allen. I've heard nothing about him since the finale. But I've heard tons about Adam Lambert. America sure got it wrong, although Adam isn't really my favorite either (I liked Danny Gokey and Allison Iraheta)...

Can't wait for your recaps.

Becky said...

I think most people are too cool to vote, so kudos to Arkansas! That's what happens when people rely on someone else to vote. I guess Adam's fans just didn't turn out for him when it really counted.